1) I REALLY WANT SOME MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM, SODEXO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
2) I KINDA REALLY REALLY WANT A NOSE RING BUT IT'S MORE PERMANENT THAN OTHER PIERCINGS BECAUSE IT IS ON YOUR ACTUAL FACE AND COULD LEAVE A PERMANENT MARK ON YOUR ACTUAL FACE.
3) I RAN OUT OF BAND AIDS SO I'M MAKING MAKESHIFT BAND AIDS OUT OF PAPER TOWELS AND MASKING TAPE AND ALL I CAN THINK OF IS HEROIN BOB'S MAKESHIFT BAND AID FROM SLC PUNK AND HOW IT GOT CRAZY INFECTED AND HOW THIS CANNOT BE ME.
4) I SWEAR THAT I WILL NEVER BE UP THIS LATE AGAIN. IN LITERATURE THAT TIME BETWEEN 2 AND 5 AM IS CALLED THE WITCHING HOUR BUT I HEREBY DEEM IT THE BITCHING HOUR BECAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS THIS ONE GIRL IN THE LOUNGE BITCHING TO/ABOUT SOME GUY AND SOMETIMES THAT GIRL IS ME.
5) MY STOMACH IS MAKING SAD MOUSE NOISES AND THE BITCHING HOUR GIRL CAN DEFINITELY HEAR IT AND IS SILENTLY BITCHING ABOUT THAT IN HER HEAD WHILE SHE'S BITCHING ABOUT THE GUY.
6) TAYLOR SWIFT MAKES HER MONEY OFF OF BREAKUPS AND I CAN'T TELL IF I HATE HER BECAUSE IT'S MORALLY SICKENING OR BECAUSE I'M SLIGHTLY JEALOUS OF....NOPE IT'S DEFINITELY THE FORMER STOP THE PRESSES.
7) I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE IT HERE.
I've been making some slightly irresponsible decisions lately, and I still feel lost, but I actually feel like I'm exactly where I should be. And that means more than anything at this point in my life.
